(Blackmore/Gillan/Glover/Lord)

 operator i'm looking for a girl
  you've got to help me get through
  i don't know much about her
  so i'm relying on you
  she got rhythm but no sense of timing
  she likes living but she's got no
    address
  operator you've got to get me out of
    this mess
  let me tell you about her

  she ain't got a face
  she ain't got a name
  she ain't got a leg to stand upon
  she's out of touch
  but not out of mind
  and i've got to see again that gypsy
    child
  operator this is the call of the wild

  she's a hitch hiker never gets a ride
  but you can bet she's on time
  she's always around but so hard to
    find
  she causes trouble she never takes
    offence
  dirty mind a heart of gold
  operator don't you put me on hold